hello i'm katarina. how are you? whats up? whats crackalackin? what's the haps? que pasa? wazzaap? what's shakin' bacon? how's it hangin'? habari gani? ayoooo? how you doin? how 's the feelings? what's new? what's the woooord? ni ho ma? washera bagera?all good? kossn står det te?
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buttermilkqueen:

rnessaged:

buttermilkqueen:

it should be my birthday everyday

you would be very old

what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

andrewbelami:

gifak-net:

Straight Rod Passing Through Curved Hole [ video ]

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

kaible:

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