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agentgay:

agentgay:

‘yOU think u cAn do deez things buT u JUST CAN’T SAMMY’

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it’S BACK 

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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itsmemacleod:

thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

clestroying:

Lettuce is just crunchy water

deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]